{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Soren (soren)'s status on Sunday, 07-Sep-14 20:00:13 UTC","author_name":"Soren (soren)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/soren","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3628747","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"Communist Troll Deity\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spots<\/span><\/a><\/span> My laptop is an apple computer because I put apple juice on it and instead of starting up it shows a black screen.<br \/>Just like an iMac!"}