{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-14 01:52:18 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3630834","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"Insane Bow Dash\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">insanebowdash<\/span><\/a><\/span> It's like life in a lot of ways. Actually, scratch that. The game of life is merely Chutes."}