{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Sep-14 23:48:03 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3632096","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Pokemon Ranger Ellie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">fyf<\/span><\/a><\/span> No, if you want to Tumblr like a pro you have to get offended by everything, then name yourself after your favourite noun followed by -kin."}