{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"rainbowcrash (purplebear)'s status on Thursday, 18-Sep-14 21:57:54 UTC","author_name":"rainbowcrash (purplebear)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/purplebear","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3644968","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Leslie Speedo\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> i do not want to be jennifer. i would be freaked out. this gut is a total creep"}