{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 20-Sep-14 20:11:41 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3648328","html":"Parole Board Chairman: OK, just to clarify for the parole board, once again, you are claiming that your father threatened to, quote, &quot;Eat the living murdock out of you.&quot;<br \/>Mac: Uh, that is correct.<br \/>Parole Board Chairman: And, Mr. Kelly, in your sworn statement to police, you claim that the prisoner told you that if you didn't, and I quote, &quot;jam a bunch of stuff into your butt&quot;, he was going to &quot;rape you so hard the room would stink.&quot;"}