{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)'s status on Sunday, 07-Aug-11 05:57:54 UTC","author_name":"Jonathan Burgess (ral)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ral","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/364897","html":"When I was in school, my teacher would always tell me that a thick !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/153\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Secret Butt Fun: A Plot and Pony Show (secretbuttfun)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">plot<\/span><\/a><\/span> is better than a thin one. I now know what she meant."}