{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Wednesday, 24-Sep-14 08:29:29 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3653284","html":"Coming up on Fox News: <a href=\"http:\/\/pny.lv\/4n8o\" title=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=no_rClZ-sbI\" class=\"attachment thumbnail\" id=\"attachment-780937\" rel=\"nofollow external\">http:\/\/pny.lv\/4n8o<\/a> American fourth graders should have the freedom and right to as much masculine tobacco and underage pregnancy as they want; women who are as powerful as men are an abhorrence; and what's the point of a woman wearing trousers when it's easier to jack off to her in shorts?  All this and citations to designs outdated by four years, only on Fox News."}