{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Lee (beatstrings)'s status on Sunday, 28-Sep-14 23:24:41 UTC","author_name":"Lee (beatstrings)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/beatstrings","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3660441","html":"Mom: &quot;You want a new cellphone&quot;<br \/>Me: &quot;What's an cellphone?&quot;<br \/>Mom: &quot;I'm taking you to the psychologist...&quot;"}