{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Oct-14 01:23:32 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3663404","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/9619\" class=\"url\" title=\"Techdisk\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">techdisk<\/span><\/a><\/span> GOTO statements are the next best thing to infinitely nesting your function calls until your crappy QBASIC text adventure game eats up all of the memory and crashes, then calling it a &quot;time limit.&quot; !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/878\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Coder Ponies! (coderpony)\"><span class=\"fn nickname group\">nolife<\/span><\/a><\/span> #<span class=\"tag\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tag\/highschool\" rel=\"tag\">highschool<\/a><\/span>"}