{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"NewPatrol (newpatrol)'s status on Wednesday, 01-Oct-14 01:38:08 UTC","author_name":"NewPatrol (newpatrol)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/newpatrol","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3663438","html":"I just cut my hair really short. Apparently that was a mistake?"}