{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Sunday, 07-Aug-11 19:58:13 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/367136","html":"We have a !<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/175\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Fans of Traps! (trap)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">traps<\/span><\/a><\/span> group?  Great, I love traps!  Let's say your swimming pool was haunted by a pool monster.  Want to know how I'd trap it? First I'd lure the monster under the waterfall in the corner, then I'd add quick-drying cement to the water and booyah! Trapped."}