{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Oct-14 15:58:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3674569","html":"Last year there was this girl in my Biology class named "Diamond". She was always complaining about how tough the hood was and this town was so ghetto even though she got an iPhone 5S the week it came out and her "gangsta" boyfriend was always listening to music on his Galaxy SIII through his Beats by Dre wireless headphones."}