{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 08-Oct-14 19:24:16 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3674847","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/3182\" class=\"url\" title=\"Zach M.\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">m14brony<\/span><\/a><\/span> Man I wish. I have to wipe my ass with copies of To Kill a Mockingbird."}