{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ace. O Jade (nahff)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-14 06:16:35 UTC","author_name":"Ace. O Jade (nahff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nahff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3681513","html":"I read somewhere that scientists have no idea why humans require sleep. The only reason they can offer with is "because humans get sleepy." Well being sleepy sucks. Give me a reason why I gotta do it, please."}