{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)'s status on Monday, 13-Oct-14 22:28:39 UTC","author_name":"Cloud Kicker (critialcloudkicker)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/critialcloudkicker","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3682110","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MemeTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">potatao<\/span><\/a><\/span> They should totally make a Occulus Rift sim\/game about that... I have an idea for the opening credits... &quot;Ugh, I bought these goggles to make use of them, but now my hair is too long so I can only use one glass... Who cares about going to a barber, life is too short man&quot;"}