{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"nan's status on Tuesday, 14-Oct-14 21:47:38 UTC","author_name":"nan","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nan","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3683336","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MemeTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">potatao<\/span><\/a><\/span> <b>*Combusts*<\/b> <br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><br \/><b>*Falls from the edge of the atmosphere on a unicorn that looks like Tiff, hitting the ground creating a massive crater with a 30 mile radius causing whiskey and haggis to rain, fixing world hunger*<\/b>"}