{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ace. O Jade (nahff)'s status on Sunday, 19-Oct-14 22:58:54 UTC","author_name":"Ace. O Jade (nahff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nahff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3689771","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"a weird entophile who feels attracted to purple cartoon characters\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">kumo<\/span><\/a><\/span> Did I just watch a foreign man use Mentos and Coke to &quot;erect&quot; several condoms submerged in dirt?"}