{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Sunday, 19-Oct-14 23:19:20 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3689810","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"kek\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spoops<\/span><\/a><\/span> sporks are literally the most useless utensils. The fork bits prevent you from holding liquids and the fork bits themselves are too short to prove useful."}