{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)'s status on Monday, 20-Oct-14 00:31:46 UTC","author_name":"Ross (FlamingPandaOMG) (theyurityphoon)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theyurityphoon","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3690007","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;-chan, Princess of Pestilence\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">nethernarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> it may just be because I'm a lazy fat bum, but that seems like a ridiculous distance"}