{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"colfax's status on Tuesday, 21-Oct-14 22:09:54 UTC","author_name":"colfax","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/colfax","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3692209","html":"This is great... on top of everything else now I have a speeding ticket I can't afford to pay off...  I honestly think I'd have been better off if I'd frozen to death on a park bench last winter."}