{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Thursday, 23-Oct-14 21:28:50 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3694308","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/796\" class=\"url\" title=\"Cloud Kicker\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">critialcloudkicker<\/span><\/a><\/span> &quot;I didn't slap <i>his<\/i> face&quot; doesn't imply he's a girl, it just means you didn't slap him specifically. You could've slapped another dude."}