{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Friday, 24-Oct-14 22:58:56 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3696057","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33282\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tasty Spooky Pasta Mix\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">spoops<\/span><\/a><\/span> Wait, what? You don't know how to tie shoes? That's kind of important, overall, since most of them...have that ability."}