{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Scribus (scribus)'s status on Sunday, 26-Oct-14 17:40:51 UTC","author_name":"Scribus (scribus)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/scribus","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3699169","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33377\" class=\"url\" title=\"An idiot who is entertained by memes\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">hawloween<\/span><\/a><\/span> I just hope to have the presence of mind to fake going limp if it ever happens to me."}