{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Monday, 27-Oct-14 02:42:57 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3700573","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Allif Ashotep IV\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">skellie<\/span><\/a><\/span> In the event that you do not have a son, I will very gladly crash on your couch at an inconvenient time of your life ten years from now while I get back on my feet."}