{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Soren (soren)'s status on Thursday, 30-Oct-14 16:34:21 UTC","author_name":"Soren (soren)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/soren","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3705068","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Silly Old Gherkin, Lord o' Ghosts!\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> <br \/>Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-do <br \/>I have a perfect puzzle for you <br \/>Oompa Loompa doom-pa-dee-dee <br \/>If you are wise, you'll listen to me <br \/><br \/>What do you get when you get knocked up?<br \/>Belly gets big as an elephants' does<br \/>Where are you at getting terribly fat?<br \/>What do you think will come, of that?<br \/><br \/>I don't like the look of it."}