{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 30-Oct-14 23:47:35 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3705669","html":"My name is Jason Gatz. The year I turned 26, I made $49 million, which really murdocked me off because then I died and I never got to reach the green light."}