{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"theanneh (theanneh)'s status on Sunday, 02-Nov-14 15:57:07 UTC","author_name":"theanneh (theanneh)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/theanneh","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3710758","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2706\" class=\"url\" title=\"a weird entophile who feels attracted to purple cartoon characters\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mushi<\/span><\/a><\/span> You\u2019re bucking dead, filly. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that\u2019s just with my bare hooves. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Equestrian military and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable a** off the face of this plane, you little mule. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little \u201cclever\u201d comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you\u2019re paying the price, you goddamn blank flank. I will buck fury all over you and you will drown in it. You\u2019re bucking dead, kiddo."}