{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"clayinthecarpet's status on Sunday, 02-Nov-14 23:38:21 UTC","author_name":"clayinthecarpet","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/clayinthecarpet","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3711676","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/31214\" class=\"url\" title=\"Clayton Richardson\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">deadmadness665<\/span><\/a><\/span> I tried that once. Then I flipped my car on the interstate and quit my job. That solved that problem."}