{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Coltzerino (coltz)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Nov-14 21:28:18 UTC","author_name":"Coltzerino (coltz)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/coltz","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3715889","html":"(The @metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> - a Tenacious D "The Metal" parody by Coutz)

Original Song and Lyrics: http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/url\/799072<\/a>

"You can't kill the Metal
The Tao will live on"

The Admins tried to ban the Metal, but they failed
As they were stunned due to his mood
William tried to insult the Metal, but he failed
As he just gave up and drank a booze
Spots tried to push the Metal... HAHAHAHAHAH... She failed!
As she was thrown to the mud

UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!
UUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!

No one can destroy the Metal~
Metal will strike you down with a science blow~
We are now the friends of the Metal~
Why we tried to win? We do not know~

Taira tried to defeat the metal
But Metal kept on it's way
Tiff then tried to dethrone the Metal
But Metal just said "nay"
Nerthos tried to destroy the Metal
But Metal was much too strong
Melo tried to defile the metal
But Melo was proven wrong, yeeeeeeeah

Metal! He comes from hell!"}