{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Friday, 07-Nov-14 00:55:29 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3718023","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33413\" class=\"url\" title=\"Allif Ashotep IV\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">fyf<\/span><\/a><\/span> We shall now go though the traditional Canadian ritual of knighthood where I cross your shoulders with a hockey stick then pour maple syrup on your head and apologize"}