{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey (lunanut)'s status on Saturday, 08-Nov-14 02:58:02 UTC","author_name":"Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey (lunanut)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/lunanut","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3719800","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32751\" class=\"url\" title=\"MetalTao\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">metaltao<\/span><\/a><\/span> So you're pretty much screwed if you are a vampire. Where was Ebola during the whole Twilight thing. It could have saved us from terrible movies."}