{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Saturday, 08-Nov-14 03:04:08 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3719825","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/28430\" class=\"url\" title=\"Tair&#x101;-chan\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">northernnarwhal<\/span><\/a><\/span> Which is silly and, grapesING NEWS! WHY MUST YOU LIE TO ME?! GOd damn it... HBut, some friends of mine think it is harmless regardless, saying &quot;Just take a baby Aspirin.&quot; And it worries the hell out of me."}