{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"OHaiGuise (thebackisback)'s status on Monday, 10-Nov-14 19:46:42 UTC","author_name":"OHaiGuise (thebackisback)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thebackisback","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3724820","html":"I want a lifetime supply of Coke so I can get kidneystones and age 20x faster"}