{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 08:55:49 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/372567","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/1946\" class=\"url\" title=\"Princess Twilight Sparkle\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">bunnyshy<\/span><\/a><\/span> I don't.  And anyway, it's on the ceiling, right above the door.  I can't reach it, and I'm scared it might drop on me."}