{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Dan (ionstorm)'s status on Tuesday, 09-Aug-11 10:10:39 UTC","author_name":"Dan (ionstorm)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/ionstorm","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/372681","html":"!<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/group\/290\/id\" class=\"url\" title=\"Minnesotan Bronies (mnbronies)\"><span class=\"fn nickname\">mnbronies<\/span><\/a><\/span> I blame the extortionate price on my apartment's coin-op laundry for my gut. I never have clean gym clothes for working out regularly. But I'll have those grapesnozzles know I could benchpress twice their own weight 30 times with no problem. When I work out, I make it count."}