{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Nov-14 02:46:42 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3726876","html":"The Parents' Internet Safety Society Association, or <b>P.I.S.S.Ass.<\/b>, has informed me that my toilet jokes are too offensive for children. From now on I will refrain from saying the word &quot;poop&quot; on the Internet and I apologize for any trouble I may have caused by using such vulgarities."}