{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Nov-14 02:28:40 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3735367","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/17847\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mattiqua\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mrmattimation<\/span><\/a><\/span> If you lock the doors, turn off the lights, look in the mirror and say that 3 times you will summon the ghostly apparition of Ross."}