{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Friday, 21-Nov-14 23:46:14 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3737888","html":"[6:43:15 PM] Spots: if I got stabbed I'd probably pull the knife out of me and be like &quot;I could use this to cut chicken for dinner tonight&quot;<br \/>[6:43:28 PM] Alex: try not to get stabbed though please<br \/>[6:43:37 PM] Spots: fiiiine<br \/>[6:43:45 PM] Alex: thank you love<br \/>[6:43:46 PM] Matt Imation: well now let's not get hasty<br \/>[6:44:03 PM] Matt Imation: as long as you get stabbed in the right place you could make a lot of money out of health insurance<br \/>[6:44:24 PM] Matt Imationr: You see? Always think about potential career opportunities, kids."}