{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Narwhal (narwhal)'s status on Sunday, 23-Nov-14 00:31:03 UTC","author_name":"Narwhal (narwhal)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/narwhal","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3739205","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/2620\" class=\"url\" title=\"Dr. Adam Young, PhD\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">yodelerty<\/span><\/a><\/span> Because I'm an emotional sack of trash with no direction in life who's a failure to his family and can make friends but seldom keep them and no one really needs me for anything so I don't know what I should do anymore."}