{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Nov-14 23:22:21 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3744623","html":"&quot;Under morphine, Billy had a dream of giraffes in a grden. The Giraffes were following gravel paths,, were [pausing to munch sugar pears from treetops. Billy was a giraffe, too. He ate a pear. It was a hard one. It fought back against his grinding teeth. It snapped in juicy protest.<br \/>The giraffes accepted Billy as one of their own, as a harmless creature as preposterously specialized as themselves.Two approached him from opposite sides, leaned against him. They had long, muscular upper lips which they could shape like the bells of bugles.&quot;"}