{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Thursday, 27-Nov-14 19:14:39 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3745694","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/798\" class=\"url\" title=\"Redredred-red Red-redred\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">redenchilada<\/span><\/a><\/span> Sounds like somebody just doesn't want to get off of their iPad, which they probably typed the article on."}