{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"MetalTao (metaltao)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 02:56:13 UTC","author_name":"MetalTao (metaltao)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/metaltao","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3748449","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/32731\" class=\"url\" title=\"ShAdOwPoNy\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">shadowpony<\/span><\/a><\/span> I will not Why... <b>*sweats Why would I ever drink that... Blasphemous drink? *slurps Barq's*<\/b>"}