{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Soren (soren)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 16:15:39 UTC","author_name":"Soren (soren)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/soren","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3748797","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/76\" class=\"url\" title=\"Picklie Pie\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">thelastgherkin<\/span><\/a><\/span> Crossguards are supposed to protect your hands from the opposing weapons- not from sliding up to your own blade."}