{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)'s status on Thursday, 04-Dec-14 16:20:51 UTC","author_name":"Gherkin \u2611\ufe0f (thelastgherkin)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/thelastgherkin","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3748802","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33352\" class=\"url\" title=\"Soren\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">soren<\/span><\/a><\/span> Sure, making out of pure plasma would protect your hands from the other guy's lightsaber, but twist your wrist too far in the wrong direction and bid adieu to your forearm."}