{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)'s status on Friday, 05-Dec-14 20:40:19 UTC","author_name":"RDN's Lucifer (nerthos)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/nerthos","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3749463","html":"I had a dream where Obama "hired" me to rig a stolen car (at gunpoint) so he could use it to cheat on his wife without anyone noticing."}