{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 19:33:04 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3757038","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/33347\" class=\"url\" title=\"Coutz of Personality\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">coutz<\/span><\/a><\/span> I went to Mexico City once and told them I wanted to buy a new coat using a phrase I learned from Columbians and they arrested me for insulting the government. I tried to talk my way out of it using phrases I learned from Puerto Rico, but this seemed to offend the Ecuadorian ambassador who happened to be there."}