{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Rarity (rarity)'s status on Saturday, 13-Dec-14 20:35:01 UTC","author_name":"Rarity (rarity)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/rarity","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3757163","html":"@<span class=\"vcard\"><a href=\"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/user\/4526\" class=\"url\" title=\"Mary Jane Rottencrotch\"><span class=\"fn nickname mention\">mastertdi<\/span><\/a><\/span> ...why do they have to be a biker gand with tattoos and facial hair for the joke to work"}