{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Matt (zeldatra)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 17:26:40 UTC","author_name":"Matt (zeldatra)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/zeldatra","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3758592","html":"What's my logic behind making the boys the races that they are? Weelllllll...<br \/><br \/>Cartman is an Earth Pony, obviously, because he's so fat and would never be able to fly, and he's not smart enough to do magic.<br \/>Stan is a Pegasus because he's athletic and plays football and stuff.<br \/>And Kyle's a Unicorn because Jews are smart.<br \/><br \/>Haven't decided what Kenny is yet."}