{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"orungano (tiff)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 18:12:34 UTC","author_name":"orungano (tiff)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/tiff","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3758671","html":"Two eyes, two ears, a chin, a mouth, ten fingers, two nipples, a butt, two kneecaps, a murdock. I have just described to you the Loch Ness Monster. And the reward for its capture? All the riches in Scotland."}