{"version":"1.0","provider_name":"Rainbow Dash Network","provider_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/","type":"link","title":"Jake (derpy128)'s status on Sunday, 14-Dec-14 18:32:14 UTC","author_name":"Jake (derpy128)","author_url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/derpy128","url":"http:\/\/rainbowdash.net\/notice\/3758697","html":"So a black guy and a Jew are eating lunch together and the Jew picks up the bill like any good person would. It's funny because a Jew would never pick up a tab."}